BoKuroo Week 2022
Day 1: Fool for You || Superheroes
happy birthday to our lovely greatest leader, kim namjoon! ♡ I’m still wondering how can he be so hot and cute at the same time (ಠ.ಠ) (๑˘ᴗ˘๑)
an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever
it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet
posts that hit different in 2021.
and i oop-
Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.
i love uncivil obedience. follow the letter of the law so close that it shows just how ridiculous and unfair the law is
Malicious compliance metal and punk as fuck.
-fae
little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good
Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."
The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️
thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards
hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
Anonymous asked:
Why is the American opossum apperently the most relatively ugly? Some are downright cute! But the aquatic one and the ones in Australia are so much prettier and skinnier! Why ours so funky?
bunjywunjy answered:
fun fact, marsupials actually originated in South America, which used to be connected to Australia via Antarctica.
marsupials colonized both antarctica and australia, but about 30 million years ago the three continents broke up and went their separate ways, ending up where they are today.
obviously things didn’t end well for the antarctic marsupials, who died out, but australian marsupials pretty much had it made! they were the first mammals to colonize the continent and they didn’t face competition from placental mammals until much much later, in the modern era.
south american marsupials, however.
when south america eventually drifted north to slam into north america like a wayward bowling ball, the Great American Biotic Interchange happened! which is a fancy way of saying that animals who had before been limited to a single continent now had the run of the whole western hemisphere, and entire species rampaged back and forth over the new central american land bridge for millions of years in an intercontinental evolutionary war.
and unfortunately, it was a war the south american marsupials lost. they were outrun, outgunned, and just all-around outcompeted by the north american placental mammals, who took their place in the south american ecosystems as things finally began to settle down.
all but one, anyway!
in the confusion, opossums had managed to move north and establish a foothold for themselves in north america, making them the sole marsupial survivors of the Great American Biotic Interchange war. today, they can be found across all of the americas!
they’ve been out of contact with the rest of opossum-dom for well over 30 million years, and that’s why they look so different from the modern australian possums. show some respect to these tenacious survivors!
You forgot the Monito del monte of Chile and Argentina.
They are small but shouldn’t be forgotten.
yes! I only showed pictures of the virginia opossum, but there are actually multiple species of opossum found across north, south, and central america, and they all spring from the same root!
and they’re all part of a legacy of survivors going back more than 30 million years.
It’s 3am and I just learned that there are more than one possum in the Americas.
I am so in love with the White-Eared Opossum you guys.